The Skinny Pill

Everybody wants to know about the new skinny pill.

It’s the secret celebrities are using to get skinny fast. New moms are popping the skinny pill and dramatically dropping all their pregnancy weight. Some celebrities aren’t just shedding pounds gained during pregnancy. They’re losing prepregnancy weight too; they’re skinnier and shapelier than they’ve been in years.

The skinny pill is so powerful we’re told nobody should use it unless you have at least 30 pounds to lose. The skinny pill is the miraculous weight loss remedy that’s evaded scientists for more than 50 years. Finally a genius has figured out the secret formula to create the one answer to removing unwanted body fat quickly and permanently.

One little pill works for men and women. It doesn’t matter if you need to lose 30 or 300 pounds.

The skinny pill can make you skinny. No wonder the celebrities are trying to protect their secret. If the public learns they got skinny by taking skinny pills they’ll lose their lucrative contracts with diet companies. It’s a secret they try to guard, but now, thanks to Facebook, the secret is out. Celebrities aren’t losing weight by following a weight loss plan that is built on reducing calories and exercise.

Heck no! They’re eating skinny pills. Now, we can get get some of “them skinny pills” too and get skinny and beautiful just like the celebrities. We can watch our tummies go from flab to fantastic. We can pop skinny pills and get rock hard abs, perfect butts, slim thighs, and firm toned arms!

The best part about the skinny pill is it’s all natural and no prescription necessary!

We can trust pills that are all natural. If a prescription isn’t necessary we know the pill is safe, probably so safe we can even increase our dosage beyond the recommended dose because nature can’t hurt us. More skinny pills should give us more energy and get us skinny even faster.

Where can we get these skinny pills?

A Google search reveals an overwhelming selection of skinny pills. Who knew there would be more than one skinny pill. Which one is the real skinny pill?

One skinny pill stands out among the many – Garcinia Cambogia. It’s been endorsed by the famous TV “doc” meditainer, Dr. Oz. The more we look at the array of skinny pills the Google search yielded, the more confusing it becomes to know which all natural Skinny Pill is THE skinny pill.

There are testimonies from actual successful devotees. Then there’s the skinny pills we are assured are the #1 choice of the stars, and then to confuse us further, there are the skinny pills that “everybody in Hollywood” is using. Maybe the ones that cost the most are the best?

Save your money

There is no skinny pill that slims and trims you just by taking it. Some may help you eat less and make you feel energized which could help you to become more active. That sounds good but it may not be without side effects. Many work by a placebo effect.

The time and money spent searching for THE skinny pill could be better spent and, real results achieved, by following a scientifically-sound program that combines a reduced-calorie, balanced diet with physical activity and reinforced in an environment of group support.


Jackie Conn

About Jackie Conn

Jackie Conn is married and has four grown daughters and four grandchildren. She is a Weight Watchers success story. She's a weight loss expert with 25 years of experience guiding women and men to their weight-related goals. Her articles on weight management have been published in health, family and women's magazines. She has been a regular guest on Channel 5 WABI news, FOX network morning program Good Day Maine and 207 on WCSH.